Internet Retirement Account

You can’t retire from a system you don’t trust. 401Ks are cooked. Pensions are dead. Invest in $IRA — a coin whose creator fees go back to the people holding it.

Watch · $IRA
01THE STORY

I ran this on BONK to 80K with no real support, no fees, no engine behind it. Now it’s coming back on Pump, where the trenches decide what wins.

You can’t retire from a system you don’t trust. 401Ks are cooked. Pensions are dead. This one pays its holders instead of a fund manager.

02CREATOR FEES → HOLDERS

Every trade pays the people who hold.

pump.fun pays the creator a fee on every trade of $IRA. The creator keeps nothing: the fees are distributed to holders, in proportion to what they hold. Buy, hold, get paid.

  1. 01Trade happens

    Anyone buys or sells $IRA on pump.fun. The creator fee is taken from that trade.

  2. 02Fees pool up

    The creator wallet collects them. Nothing is spent, nothing is kept.

  3. 03Holders get paid

    Distributed to wallets holding $IRA, pro rata to their balance. Hold more, receive more.

—your share of the fees

Connect the wallet that holds $IRA to see your share of supply, and what that share of today’s fees comes to.

Wallet
not connected
$IRA held
—
Share of supply
—
Your cut of 24h fees
—
03HOW TO RETIRE

Three steps. No fund manager.

No forms, no vesting, no 59½. A wallet, a buy, and a balance that earns while it sits.

  1. 01Get a wallet

    Phantom, Solflare or Backpack. Put some SOL in it.

    Get Phantom

  2. 02Buy $IRA on pump.fun

    One click below opens the coin. Paste the contract if you’d rather find it yourself.

    Open on pump.fun

  3. 03Hold

    Your balance is your retirement account. Creator fees land in proportion to it.

04OPEN YOUR ACCOUNT

Retire on the internet.